Tall people getting older is funny because they often don’t. I’m like those junk trees that grow really tall, really fast, then fall to pieces. I’ll be doing a monologue five years from now, and there will be an audible crackling sound.

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Height, weight, middle name, what doctors thought he was at birth for an hour, favorite snack, favorite band, pin#, what he thought about giving that number away, his favorite past time, and therefore he is a whore

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teamcoco:

From Animal Expert David Mizejewski’s Baby Brown Bear Visit

drunkonstevphen:

“I’ve actually mated and had children.”

I can’t…. this man…this unbelievably magnificent man. 

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